Friday Ideas for Halloween Costumes Reply

It’s October 1, time to start thinking about Halloween.
From the website selling this:
Do you spend more time on your hair, tan, and body than you spend on anything else? You’re probably a Guidette, but in case your looks aren’t rocking enough here’s the Jersey Guidette Costume Kit! Holler at the gorillas when you see them cruising down the boardwalk or when you’re drinking on the beach. Basically, holler at anyone and everyone because you own the game, baby! The bronzer is cream make-up, not semi-permanent or permanent. Kit includes:

  • -Bangin’ Wig with a Poof
  • -Jersey Hot Shades Sunglasses
  • -Stylin’ Hoop Earrings
  • -Bronzer Cream Make-up

Okay, no comments here. None. Zip. Nada.

But this next one? You’d have to kill me first. Stuff my dead body into this thing:

I’d much rather be a Martha Stewart ghost:

Or, this one just cracked me up. From Grandinroad.com (just like the Martha Stewart ghost costume). It’s called General Perversion. And, it’s not found in an S&M store, either.

It’s a long way from a witch or a bunny rabbit costume, isn’t it?