The Horse and the Derriere 3

This is one of the step covers where the outside cover is bland, and the inside?

It looks like the poor horse is dying. Look at the expression on the poor horse’s face – please, get off. Please.

And look, you don’t have to guess what part of a woman this guy likes, do you? Can’t you just HEAR what he’s saying? “Oooh, soft.” (And other stuff I really can’t say.)

What MY Cover Would Look Like 2

Authors don’t get a choice of cover or title. Some of us, however, do get to supply input to the Cover Committee in charge of such things.

I was trying to decide what a cover would look like that I designed, and I came up with this:

So, maybe it’s a good thing the Art and Marketing Departments rule – don’t you think?